Did you also know that in addition to being excellent for the skin, prunes make this great noise when you spit them out of your mouth? And they make fantastic shampoo and furniture paint as well!
Thank goodness we have Connor to enlighten us on these matters. In these tough economic times, it's important to get as much out of our resources as possible, and he's determined to find as many uses for prunes as he can. As long as those uses don't involve actually eating them. Because that would be gross.